www.estesparknews.com GENERAL More ads on Page 40 Senior Caregivers Needed Caring, honest people needed to help seniors in their own homes. Very rewarding work with various shifts available day and night. Please call us at: (970) 494-0289 Med/Surg C.N.A. (FT) High school diploma or equivalent. Current and valid Colorado C.N.A license and CPR certified. Must be able to work 12 hour shifts if required. Must accept on-call shifts as assigned. 555 Prospect Ave., Estes Park, CO 80517 Contact Human Resources 970-577-4458 www.epmedcenter.com Local retail store has an immediate opening for a full time, year around person, possessing skills in customer interaction and ability to work with staff as a team. Applicant must be an energetic professional with knowledge of computers, office organization, and creative merchandising. Applicant's hours and working days must be flexible. Send resume, including phone number, to: Atten: Opening PO Box 508, Estes Park, CO 80517 CNA: Prospect Park Living Ctr; FT Provide direct, hands-on care to residents of skilled nursing facility. Assist residents in all aspects of activities of daily living needs. Follow direction of Charge Nurse. Must have current, valid CNA license in the State of Colorado and be current AHA CPR certified. 555 Prospect Ave., Estes Park, CO 80517 Contact Human Resources 970-577-4458 www.epmedcenter.com Loving person to care for 3 mo. old in our home in RMNP. 4-6 hr/day M-F. Flexible for right person! grahamandsonya@gmail.com for more info Help Wanted GENERAL GENERAL Patient Financial Representative FT- Effectively handles all payment related communications from patients via phone calls, email and patient visits. Establishes payment arrangements for patients & process financial assistance applications. Experience in talking with medical patients regarding finances preferred. 555 Prospect Ave., Estes Park, CO 80517 Contact Human Resources 970-577-4458 www.epmedcenter.com Wyndham Vacation Ownership, the largest vacation ownership company in the world, at WorldMark Estes Park is presently hiring: Housekeepers Come work for a growing prosperous company, have the opportunity to advance and be a part of our fun, energetic team delivering ultimate customer service. We offer great benefit choices and 401k employer matching contributions. Pick up your application at: 701 Riverside Dr. Exper. Female Cert. Massage Therapist for year round position. Work with great staff & clients. 970-586-6597 Med/Surg Unit Coordinator- PRN: Act as front line contact person (receptionist, greeter) for incoming personnel, i.e. visitors, sales reps, physicians, etc. and do so in a friendly courteous manner. Have an awareness of security issues, monitor movements of visitors and patients. Notify nurse or police department PRN. 555 Prospect Ave., Estes Park, CO 80517 Contact Human Resources 970-577-4458 www.epmedcenter.com Hiring now for one Innkeeper Position. Will consider year-round full-time applicant, or year-round part-time applicant. Must be able to work holidays, weekends, evenings and minimum of 40 hours per week. Primary duties: Guest relations, reservations, marketing, selling & servicing wedding and meeting events. Requires computer and telephone skills, detail oriented, minimum physical work. Must have a strong work ethic, sense of commitment and be able to work as a member of the team. Hourly wage dependent on experience. Submit resume via email to owners, Ken & Diane Harlan: diane@taharaa.com. Appointment will be made after receipt of resume. Help Wanted HELP WANTED * Service Manager * Special Function Coordinator * Waitstaff * Hoststaff Year round opportunities. Contact Scott Webermier The Otherside Restuarnt 900 Moraine Avenue 970-586-2171 Antlers Pointe, Bugle Pointe & Creekside www.EstesParkCondos.com 1400 DAVID DR., ESTES PARK, CO 80517 80 CONDO RESORT PROPERTY HIRING FOR: GROUP COORDINATOR / FRONT DESK SALARY + COMMISSION Full Time - Year Round Position MAINTENANCE ASSISTANT: Year Round Position Email Cover Letter & Resume to Elizabeth@EstesParkCondos.com or stop by office for application Max'ims Mountain Gallery Responsible, energetic and enjoy sales. Yr round position. Apply at: Max'ims Mountain Gallery Lower Stanley Village Friday, October 19, 2012 GENERAL Page 41 Year Round Assistant Preschool Director Seasonal Positions Bennett Preschool Teachers Housekeepers - Full Time/Part Time/ Flexible Schedules Available Food Service Workers - Full Time/Part Time/ Flexible Schedules Available Overtime hours may be available in Oct. in Food Service & Housekeeping Job descriptions and applications are available on our website. www.ymcarockiesjobs.org (970) 586-3341 X 1018 Phlebotomist FT Responsible for drawing blood. Accessioning specimens for lab analysis and preparing specimens for outside testing. 555 Prospect Ave., Estes Park, CO 80517 Contact Human Resources 970-577-4458 www.epmedcenter.com Home Care Come join an organization with a wonderful mission of helping seniors age independently by providing support and health care services. InnovAge Homecare North is currently seeking HOMECARE PERSONAL CARE WORKERS to join our outstanding team! POSITION SUMMARY: Under the direction and supervision of the Nurse Manager is responsible for providing and assisting clients with activities of daily living, restorative and supportive care necessary to the preservation of the home environment. Assists in monitoring the health status of and providing a safe environment for clients. Functions as a member of a multidisciplinary team. Please forward your resume to mchase@myinnovage.org, or fax your resume attention to MChase at 970-586-3218. Colorado Life Magazine is looking for a part time data entry clerk. Send letter of interest, resume, and references to: PO Box 1974, Estes Park, CO 80517.

Page 42 Friday, October 19, 2012 www.estesparknews.com Help Wanted GENERAL Oncology RN- PT/One Day A Week: Minimum of one year experience in nursing. Experience in chemotherapy/ oncology nursing. Certified in chemotherapy administration 555 Prospect Ave., Estes Park, CO 80517 Contact Human Resources 970-577-4458 www.epmedcenter.com Now accepting applications for the following positions; * Servers * Assistant Servers * Baristas * Hosts * Foodrunners Please apply in person at: The Stanley Hotel 333 Wonderview Ave, Estes Park Dietary Cook The cook position is responsible for the production and serving of foods for the patient/resident population consistent with physician diet orders. 555 Prospect Ave., Estes Park, CO 80517 Contact Human Resources 970-577-4458 www.epmedcenter.com Dietary Aide The Dietary Aide position is primarily responsible for the production, preparation & portioning of beverages, foods and snacks for patient/resident population, the serving of foods to this population, and appropriate sanitation tasks; dishwashing duties included. 555 Prospect Ave., Estes Park, CO 80517 Contact Human Resources 970-577-4458 www.epmedcenter.com RENTALS Homes 2 BDR, avail 11/1-6/1. N/P, $850/mo +util. 970-586-6695 3 BDR, 1 BA, hrdwd floors, F/P w/insert, W/D hookup. 2 car garage, lrg corner lot, quiet neighborhood. $1,350/mo + util, ref, dep, 1 yr lease. Call evenings 970-586-6138 3 Bdrm, FP, w/d, covered porch, patio, 1 Garage, 1 Acre, nice area. NS 970-586- 4235 9am-9pm. Condos Short Term: 2 and 3 bdrm condos $900-$1100 + Utilities, NS/NP call diane 970-682-8737 Mon - Fri 9am-5pm Apartments 1BDRM APT W/DECK NS/NP, year lease, $725 mo. 970-412-9672 Nice 1bdrm Apt. w/deck. No pets. Yearly lease. $725mo. 970-412-9672 RENTALS TRANSPORTATION SERVICES Cabins 1Bdrm/Lvrm Cabin w/fireplace kitchen and bath. $550 + Utilities NS/NP Call Diane 970-682-8737 Studio Cabin: $670 mo. + Utils. Call:Joe 970-586-5800 Duplexes 1 half duplex w/2bdrm NS, Dog neg. $750 + Utilities. Call Diane 970-682-8737 Mon-Fri 9-5. Duplex: 3bdrm 2bth, 2 car garage, w/d hookups. NS/NP. Giant Track Real Estate Company, INC. 970-586-6487 Commercial Rentals 1500 sqr ft, all or part, office/warehouse 1632 "A" Big Thompson Ave. Private parking. 970-586-3698 Professional Business Park Rental Space With Good Traffic Record 2 (796 Sq Ft and 880 Sq Ft) Units Available Each has multiple offices, excellent reception area, front door parking, private kitchenette, ADA bathrooms and Individual heating and A/C. Please call Peggy 970-586-1000 SkyView Storage & U-Haul has a 24' Van Box for rent @$125.00 per month. We sell Moving Supplies. Open 9-2 Wk,9-12 Sat. 970-586-2982 Room/Roommate $350/month furnished room for rent includes utilities. Close to town. Washer/Dryer included. 970-646-5994 Room for Rent 3BD/1BA, $350/room plus util. NP/NS Depo, Ref. Close to town. 720-278-6343 TRANSPORTATION Cars 2008 Honda Accord EX-L V6 4 door auto, FWD, leather, heated seats, XM, tinted wind, IMMACULATE,106,000 $14,500 SUVs/CUVs 2010 Wrangler Sport 16,000 Mi,Pwr windows & locks, Tow package Sirius radio, Limited slip diff, 6 spd $18,900 317 439 9681 Estes Trucks 1991 Nissan SEV6 4x4 King Cab Pickup. V6 Eng. Does not use oil. Cruise Control, AC, AM/FM/CD player-4 speakers. 184,745 miles. $2,600. Call: 970-586-9669 Misc. Cash for unwanted and junk vehicles. 970-663-7222. SERVICES Cleaning "A Pain in the Glass" Window Cleaning. Since 1986... Free estimates. 303-823-0105 NEED HOLIDAY OR REGULAR HOUSE CLEANING? Experienced, reliable, cleaning lady is offering 2 hour and 4 hour cleaning sessions at $15 per hour. Good Refs. Call: 508-246-5724 Safe. Green. Clean. Let us do the dirty work, you breathe easy with eco-friendly products. Enjoy our standard of excellence, dedication to health of our clients and mother nature. 970-231-1401; 303-506-1472. Home Repair/Service Painter: 15yrs exp. and ready to help with your commercial/residential property. Also exp with handy man work. Call Travis: 303-847-1965 Local references available. Piano Tuning Susan Novy, local piano tuner. Call for appt. 577-1755 Caregiving Foot/Nail Care Incl. foot soak, toenail cutting, callus removal, massage. Clinic and home visits. Cynthia Soguero, RN The "FOOT CARE NURSE" 970-443-8494 Firewood F I R E W O O D $150 a cord -split FREE DELIVERY Stacking, and free bundle of kindling 970-586-4183 Firewood For Sale One cord pine - $150 Pine hardwood mix. $190 970-443-0510 or 970-586-1642 FIREWOOD: Seasoned pine. $175/cord or $95/ half cord deliv'd. $125/cord U pick up. Allenspark area. Delivery to areas btwn north Ft.Collins and Boulder. Stacking/kindling extra. 303.747.2885, or 970.308.4109. Misc CHAIR CANING 586-6819 Martha's Math Tutoring Get Help Understanding Math Grades K-8 970-586-1764 HOUSEHOLD Furniture 2 Loveseats, reversable cushions, $150 obo, (970) 443-0138 View all ads online

www.estesparknews.com HOUSEHOLD SALES NOTICES SERVICES Qn/Dbl cherry bed frame,diamond starburst headboard, nightstands, $300 obo (970)-443-0138 Misc. Free king mattress in good shape. 586-2653 ANTIQUES General I buy turquoise jewelry. Call 970-353-7951 REAL ESTATE Condos/Townhomes Beautifully updated 3 bed, 3 bath condo with oversized 2 car garage close to golf course with fabulous lake and mountain views. Open house on Sunday, October 21, from 1:00 to 4:00 PM 1421 Matthew Circle Commercial Commercial Spaces for sale and lease. Call Eric. Anderson Realty. 586-2950 ANIMALS/PETS Boarding Horse Boarding Barn & pasture 586-3806 ELECTRONICS Computers Selling 17" HP pavilion dv7 laptop, brand new, used rarely. Blue-ray beats audio ingrated.$750 Call 4 info.970-232-4776. Garage Sales Web Cellar can sell your things this winter! We'll research, photograph, list, sell, and ship your things for you! No out of pocket fees for you, we do it all. Need to have a garage sale, but don't know where to start? We can do that too! Stay tuned for the 2nd Annual Town Wide Garage Sale! Target date: Feb/March Call: 720-364-3702 9 AM-6 PM & 9 AM-Noon Sat&Sun, 681 Conifer Lane Carriage Hills: electronics, golf clubs, books, clothing, furniture, misc.,LP's Huge Moving Sale Antiques, furniture, stove, Etc.. 600 Pawnee Dr. Sat 9-2 Estate Sales 365 Virginia Dr. 9-3PM Oct. 20th, 21st Everything must go, all offers considered Furniture, couches, tables, dressers, all bed sizes, queen mtn. Log bed frame, lamps, pictures etc. You must haul away. Cash only please. BURIED TREASURES ESTATE SALE Fri 19th, Sat 20th, 8 - 2PM 97 yrs of collections 535 HONDIUS CR. (off Riverside) Follow signs LOST/FOUND Lost LOST: Motorola "Talk About" radio near Hwy. 7 and Lexington Ln. Black w/Red flag on antenna. Has name and phone # on it. Call Jayne 586-9427 Legal Notices NOTICE OF PROPOSED BUDGET AND PUBLIC HEAR- INGS Notice is hereby given that a proposed budget has been submitted to the Board of Trustees of the Estes Valley Public Library District, for the fiscal year 2013. A copy of the proposed budget is available for public inspection in the Buck $tarts Here section of the library, 335 East Elkhorn Avenue, Estes Park, Colorado and is available on the District's website. The Board will hold public hearings on the proposed budget of said District on Thursday, November 1, 2012, at 3:00 p.m. and again on Monday, November 19 at 6:30 p.m. in the Wasson Board Room at the library, 335 East Elkhorn Avenue, Estes Park, Colorado. Any interested elector of the District may appear and be heard at the public hearings and file or register any objection thereto at any time prior to final adoption of the Budget on December 10, 2012 at 6:30 p.m. BY ORDER of the Board of Trustees of the Estes Valley Public Library District, this 15th day of October, 2012. ACUPUNCTURE ACCOUNTING View all ads online in our Virtual Paper! www.estesparknews.com APPLIANCE REPAIR Friday, October 19, 2012 HOUSEHOLD ARCHITECTURE ART FRAMING RECREATION BUSINESS SERVICES / PRINTING CARPET CLEANING Page 43

Page 44 Friday, October 19, 2012 BUSINESS PAGE ONE www.estesparknews.com CLEANING SERVICES CLEANING SERVICES COMPUTER SERVICES ASG ALL SYSTEMS GO 960 Comanche Street, Estes Park www.asgadvantage.com Computer Services Repair Protection Networking Consulting 970-577-1422 R R Specialized in both Windows and Apple computers COMPUTER SERVICES Business Builder Ads Three sizes, starting at just $12 per week! Color available too! Call 970-586-5800 CONSIGNMENT & THRIFT COUNSELING SERVICES DOG WALKING ELECTROLYSIS EYE CARE FOOT/NAIL CARE Business Builders Ads Now Have The Option of FULL COLOR! Call 586-5800 for info. GENERAL CONTRACTOR Business Builder Ads Three sizes, starting at just $12 per week! Color available too! Call 970-586-5800

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www.estesparknews.com COMMUNITY THOUGHT To The Editor: Issues To Consider In 2012 Election Dear Editor, Never in my voting experience have I been faced with such a starkly clear choice. What looms most immediately, of course, is the economy, but there are so many other important issues to consider. Here are some of them. Poverty: The stories of people struggling financially are surprising as they often come from individuals working full-time jobs or enduring hardships caused through no fault of their own. The U.S Census Bureau's new poverty data for the states show millions of families struggling mightily to keep their heads above water. Fourteen states saw statistically significant increases in their child poverty rates. But the morally scandalous bottom line is clear: 16.1 million children are poor in our rich nation with more than seven million living in extreme poverty, too often scared, hungry and homeless. More than one in four children under six were poor in 21 states and the District of Columbia during their years of greatest brain development. In 30 states and the District of Columbia, 10 percent or more of infants, toddlers, and kindergarteners lived in extreme poverty which means an annual family income of less than $11,511 for a family of four. To address poverty effectively requires an understanding of its reality. Which of the candidates seems more likely to meet that requirement? Foreign Relations: The complexity of world affairs is directly related to both our economy and our national security. Uprisings and civil war in the Middle East, war in Afghanistan, recurring violence in Iraq, threats of war between Israel and Iran, the Palestinian question, governments engaged in genocide against their own people, nations on the brink of bankruptcy, trade relations with China and other nations - all these and so many other matters of extreme importance to the United States and to the world at large await the attention of the president and his choice of a Secretary of State. Never before has there been a greater need for a cool head and steady hand. Never before has diplomacy and respect in dealings with and among nations been so crucial. Never before has the delicacy and complexity of international relations required such indepth understanding. Which of the candidates seems more likely to meet these requirements? The Environment: Most people now accept that global warming and its consequences are real. Religious leaders such as Pope Benedict XVI have declared that care of the planet is a moral issue. Yet the thirst for oil and other unsustainable sources of energy renders us incapable of hearing the cries of those who thirst for pure water to drink. Which of the candidates seems more likely to hear those cries? Health: All people of all ages need health care. Which of the candidates seems more likely to see that all receive it? Education: A number of leading economists and researchers agree that investing in children today is the best way to prepare and create a strong America tomorrow. As Federal Reserve Chairman, Ben Bernanke, told participants at the Children's Defense Fund's national conference in July: "Economically speaking, early childhood programs are a good investment with inflation-adjusted annual rates of return on the funds dedicated to these programs estimated to reach 10 percent or higher. Very few alternative investments can promise that kind of return. Notably, a portion of these economic returns accrues to the children themselves and their families, but studies show that the rest of society enjoys the majority of the benefits, reflecting the many contributions that skills and productive workers make to the economy." Which of the candidates puts more emphasis on the importance of education at all levels? Immigration: We are a land of immigrants yet our immigration system is broken. Many live in fear, hiding in the shadows of anonymity. Thousands languish in prisons, some awaiting deportation, others awaiting the chance to prove that they have authentic documentation or sufficient reason to remain here. Many have died and continue to die as they attempt to escape the extreme poverty that leads them into our deserts. To date, no administration has faced the situation squarely. Which of the candidates seems more likely to tackle this controversial issue in a just and humane way? These are but a few of the important issues that our president will face. They are big issues, too big for partisan politics, too big to be overlooked in favor of single issues that blur the larger picture and discourage action for the common good. Would it be too forward of me to suggest that each of us pray as we make our choice known in the voting booth this year? I hope not. Sincerely, Louise Olson Estes Park Friday, October 19, 2012 Throughout US history there have been numerous memorable presidential campaigns. Some of these campaigns can be summed up briefly by their slogans, the most famous being: "Don't swap horses in midstream" (used by Abraham Lincoln and then plagiarized by George W. Bush), "Yes, we can" (Barack Obama), "I like Ike" (Eisenhower), "A chicken in every pot. A car in every garage" (Herbert Hoover), and "It's the economy, stupid" (Bill Clinton). All famous presidents are famous because of one of two things: either they did something incredible for this country, or they made a huge public mistake. The presidential campaign is probably the most important time for a candidate, because it is when he/she convinces the public that he/she can be president. Although I probably won't conceivably ever run for president, there are many do's and don'ts that would help me if I decided to put my name in the hat, as well as platform strategies and ideas that would help me seal the deal. To begin, there are many things you, the candidate, can do to make yourself look like the perfect presidential candidate. Anytime the public can see you, you need to look like Dapper Dan with shiny teeth and a charming smile. If your look seems completely hopeless you can always try plastic surgery and Rogaine. Always be sure to flaunt your family (preferably adorable daughters or dozens of grandchildren and a fat, I mean, fashionable Barbie doll wife. Actually it is even more advantageous to have a highly intelligent, well-educated, articulate wife.) Also, it is crucial to have a good campaign slogan. Tell the people what they want to hear (I will cut taxes! I will balance the budget! I will let them eat cake!) Always assure the people that they are in charge and that you are doing this with their help. Have lots of money to pay for your campaign and have lots of wealthy, corporate friends. Kiss babies wherever you go if there is a camera on you. Most importantly, avoid being a woman. Ironically, there seem to be far more don'ts than do's when it comes to running for president. This is where it starts to get funny. Careless blunders can easily cost a candidate the party's nomination or the people's vote. Complete cluelessness doesn't help either. The biggest mistake is to avoid politics entirely and not give a clear agenda (actually that seems to be working for the current Republican candidate (not to mention any fingers or point any names)). Another basic no-no is manipulating the truth--but then again, what is the truth? (You should not imply that global warming is a hoax, because that is likely to offend millions of scientists.) Never let someone take your picture at an inopportune moment (for example, McCain's zombie pose was an opportunity for the public to witness his true nature.) Don't insult foreign countries, especially when they are hosting the 2012 Summer Olympics. Above all, don't mention Russia to prove your international sophistication ("I can see Russia from my house!"-Sarah Palin). And finally, most importantly, whatever you do, don't mess with God. It will backfire if you take religion out, and it will backfire if you put religion in- it's best to keep your ark out of them waters! Americans Campaigning 101 Page 47 are very particular about which type of candidates they chew on, so don't give them anything gristly. Now, following all of the good advice and counsel I just stated, I will make myself into a presidential candidate. I'll start with my slogans, of which there are many: "Ted for head!"; "we adore Theodore!'; "on ahead with Ted!"; "He'll do it the same, but better!"; "A marshmallow on every stick. An alternative fuel vehicle in every garage." My platform will be to give tax cuts to all and to all a good bonus. I will get the government out of debt by printing more money (why didn't someone else think of that?). I will balance the budget by getting a new accountant. I will fix the plumbing while I am at it. I will put an end to all wars by replacing all weapons with rubber duckies. I will create millions of jobs at rubber duckie plants. The rubber will be biodegradable and will be made from rubber grown in the US on rubber plantations (also creating more jobs). I will embrace American values (a marshmallow on every stick). In terms of health care I will let people take care of their own bodies and not charge them for it. If they get very sick, then I will send them to Canada, saving the US billions of dollars. In terms of education, I will give every student a private robot tutor, and I will make sure they teach them Canadian, eh? I will make all colleges free (think about all the stuff the government can do when you print more $$). I will send a Man, Woman, and Other (perhaps a Canadian, too) to Mars and will set up a colony there. I will also create a new type of car that runs on cow manure and is a hovercraft. I will fund this project by. . . again, printing more money. Under my rule, my, I mean our, country will be living the life it has for so long dreamed of having. And that, my friends, is why you should vote for the most wonderful candidate America has ever seen: me. I am like the best president you can think of and then take that and deep-fat fry it and cover it in powdered sugar and strawberries. Thank you very much. But seriously, running for president can be a solemn undertaking, and if you do not do it right it can lead to unspeakable humiliation and defeat. In order to win over the American people you must insist that America can have its cake and eat it too under your leadership. (Americans really do like cake-almost too much, I think. That explains the flabby condition of some of its residents. By the way, whatever you do as a candidate, do not mention the flabby condition of some of its residents.) When it comes to candidacy there are some tried and true strategies that one should embrace and some acts of idiocy that one should shun, but I have definitely figured out how to win the election when my time comes to be the emperor dictator president of the United States. The best things you can do are have lots of money and friends with money, have a fantastic education, have a striking family, and have the miracle plan to fix everybody's problems. The worst thing you can do is not have enough money or comrades. The presidential race is a tough game, and you need to have some seriously thick skin if you are to play it. Ted Dumont

Page 48 Friday, October 19, 2012 REAL ESTATE www.estesparknews.com NEW Peaceful Mountain Home Enjoy wonderful privacy and views from this wellmaintained home in The Retreat! Easy, one-level living with expansive kitchen, dining room with warm fireplace & patio access, and a soaring greatroom with stone fireplace & versatile loft. Composite deck offers lots of room for outdoor living. 3/brs and 2/ba. 2.44 acre site with easy access plus 2-bay carport. $289,000 3500+ sf Home A must-see open floorplan with lots of space for comfortable everyday living and grand entertaining. Beautifully equipped kitchen, with high-end appliances & huge prep island. Daily dining area opens w/french doors to inviting outdoor living areas. Vaulted greatroom w/native stone fireplace, formal dining plus a quiet living room/study. Main level master suite w/grand spa-like bath. $582,900 Popular Southwestern Inn Welcome to The Kokopelli Inn, an enchanting Southwestern-themed B & B located on 15+ acres just east of Estes Park. Offering 4 guest suites plus an owner's suite, this is the perfect property to fulfill your innkeeping dreams, with strong numbers and outstanding growth potential. Minutes to Estes Park and RMNP. Let's talk about this remarkable inn, consistently ranked #1 or #2 on TripAdvisor.com! $695,000 One of Only Three Eagles Landing Units... Beautiful 3 BR upper unit with private decks & views to golf course and mountains. Vaulted ceilings, ceramic tile, French doors, heating & plumbing upgrades and wood burning FP. Excellent HOA. Easy access to golf course, bike & walking trails. A popular project! www.tourfactory.com/910777 $229,000 NEW Christian Collinet, Broker/Owner 970-231-8570 Penny Brisbin, Licensed Assistant to Christian Collinet Diane Visintainer Administrative Assistant Brad Barnett, Broker Assoc. 970-212-6780 Julia Daley, Broker Assoc. 720-937-0806 Big Views Await... A wooded setting and views welcome you to Thunder Canyon and this gorgeous 3147sf detached home bordering open space. Expansive deck for ideal outdoor living takes in the view of Longs Peak and Continental Divide. 2-story stone fireplace, granite & hickory kitchen. 4 bedrooms and 4 baths, including 2 luxurious master suites. 2-car garage. A successful vacation rental or just the perfect home in Estes Park...$615,000. 400' Of River Frontage This is a rare 1.7 acre property, surrounded by open range ranchland between Glen Haven & Drake bordering the North Fork of Big Thompson River. The 1972 rock wall terracing & patios are sheltered by a variety of trees. Unique home design offers 4/BRs/2Baths, a 1200+ sqft garage & 2,420 sf of flexible living with the warmth of wood throughout. $529,000 www.12849CntyRd43.com www.TheTimbersofEstes.com Free standing 4BR/4BA green-built town home with Divide views. Vaulted great room with gas fireplace. Eat-in kitchen opens to a deck made for entertaining. Two master suite options either on the main level or upstairs. It is all about mountain lifestyle at The Timbers-luxury finish, views ,outdoor living space, access to downtown and walk/bike paths. $609,000 Exciting Downtown Location Downtown living at its finest at this very well-appointed loft-style condo with easy access to shopping, dining, galleries and festivals, along with The Riverwalk through downtown Estes Park. Open floorplan of 928 square feet, with gorgeous kitchen, greatroom with private deck, master bedroom & luxurious bath . Great vacation rental, getaway or fulltime residence, just $235,000! NOW $180,000 Becky Davis, GRI, Broker Assoc. 970-405-9709 Sue Magnuson, GRI, Broker. Assoc. 970-214-0319 Judy Nystrom, GRI, Broker. Assoc. 303-506-5466 Glinda Doyle Assistant to Judy Nystrom Mike Richardson, GRI, Broker Assoc. 970-215-2722 Vacation Condo Along Fall River Escape to Antlers' Pointe Condos along Fall River, close to Rocky Mountain National Park. This cozy vacation condo includes a great room with gas fireplace, full kitchen, bedroom suite with king-sized bed, cable TV/DVD. The private deck has a hot tub and outdoor gas grill. Fully furnished with on-site property management. Rental history available - Great income opportunity. $180,000 Exquisite Rockwood Property This 6BR, 7BA is located on a spectacular 2.69 acre treed lot with many rock outcroppings. Fully furnished and professionally decorated. Upscale features of: granite counter tops, SubZero fridge, double ovens, wood floors, custom trim and window dressings and large deck on the back with hot tub gazebo. Everything you are looking for in a custom mountain residence. $1,495,000 Work From Home This home offers an office, lots of spacious rooms, flexible 3-5 BR floor plan and a commercial use garage bay with separate meter, sewer tap, multiple sinks, fans that heat, etc. Generous yard, decks, close to schools, no through traffic. Cedar sided, well built, natural gas heat. www.625CommunityDr.com $379,000 Low Price of $124,900! Enjoy fantastic views of the "Twin Sisters" and the "Divide" while on your balcony of this completely updated condo with all new appliances, carpet, tile, lighting, bathroom fixtures etc., this condo is absolutely ready to move into... NOW, plenty of storage, gas F/P in the large living room. Convenience of walking distance to town. Create Your Legacy Old world craftsmanship blends with mountain contemporary in this magnificent estate home to be built to your exacting standards. Designed by an expert team to take full advantage of the spectacular views from the 5.96-acre site, the proud owner of this home will enjoy 4778sf of luxurious and comfortable mountain living. Pure Rocky Mountain... $1,600,000 ~Mountain Serenity at Hillcrest~ Enjoy truly spectacular Continental Divide Views and wonderful privacy within 16 acres of mountains, valleys, meadows and forest. National Forest hiking right out your back door. Main residence is ready for your dream interior, with 5,000sf of space, amazing outdoor living spaces and more. $1,295,000 NOW $595,000 www.8451Highway7.com Extraordinary historic estate on 7 wooded acres with a private stream - all within hiking distance of RMNP. Main house has expansive entertaining & dining areas, 400 sq. ft. kitchen with butler's pantry, 4BR, 4BA, library and knotty pine interior. 2 guest cottages, 6 garage spaces, workshop, storage buildings & a new septic system. This is a must see! $595,000 Free HOA Dues for 6-Months! Fantastic opportunity for a great place in Estes Park! Enjoy mountain views from this delightful, upper unit at The Pines. Freshly remodeled floorplan with 12x10 private deck, new appliances, kitchen tile flooring and cabinetry. Includes master BR w/walk-in closet, in-unit laundry & additional storage. Priced at only $139,000. www.ThePinesAtEstesPark.com Heidi Riedesel, Broker Assoc. 970-691-7083 Robin Serafini, GRI, SRES, Broker Assoc. 970-586-0421 Lori Smith, Broker Assoc. 970-232-5511 Jack Smith, Broker Assoc. 970-231-7327 Tom Thomas, Broker Assoc. 970-481-3619